* One day we were talking about things that we want to learn how to do. There were some awesome answers like: "I want to learn how to cook", "I want to learn how to drive a car", and "I want to learn how to be a teacher" (oh they get me everytime with that). And then there was this..... "I want to learn how to kiss girls." Of course I had to just move on. Thankfully, no one really laughed or made comments about it. But in my head I am thinking? WHAT?! You are 6 years old. You shouldn't think about that.
* The same boy has a couple of girls who have a HUGE crush on him. It's completely obvious. I think they like to pretend that there is nothing going on. Well- today the kids were watching their sight word video (which they LOVE and beg for all the time). While I was walking around making sure kids were participating, and handing out golden tickets to some....I saw in the corner of my eye the kissy boy and one of my other girls linking arms and holding hands. So...I sat down at the desk behind them and she immediately moved her arms and hands back into her lap. Oh- she thought she was so sneaky. Tomorrow we will be having an interesting chat. Oh little first graders....you are so cute and funny.
* On Friday, one of my little girls chose her reward to be show & tell. She told me yesterday that she wants to do the cup song for us tomorrow. Well- today she did just that. She sang the cup song. With no cups. And it was adorable. She did an awesome job!
* I have a little boy who write some pretty funny journals. Today's was pretty great....the kids were writing about why it is good to be on a team. We talked yesterday about all of the reasons: to help each other, to win the game, to make it easier, etc. Well....this boy did this:
What is looks like.... "I can were p'ecm porn"
What he told me it said.... "I can work with a partner."
Yes- "porn" is partner.
Oh first graders.
* One day we were going over words that started with "cr-", "gr-", "tr-", "dr-", "fr-", and "br-". In our small groups one of my students tells me that she likes crab. Another student says- My dad likes crack. I said....Oh do you mean crab? He responds with.... "Yeah, that!" I just giggled inside.
* A couple of weeks ago my students were having a hard time keeping their bodily functions inside. So we had to have a little talk about that.
Tomorrow is the last day of school for the week. Thursday starts fall break. Which means five. Yes 5 days off of school. This will be a much needed 5 days from my little kiddos.
More funny first grade moments to come.
Ah hahahaha! That journal is hilarious! Miss those!
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